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Till death do us not part
Xin Nian Kuai Le! Gong Xi Fa Cai! Here's a plate of fish heads to wish for surpluses and bountiful harvests every year.
So it's the Year of the Golden Pig in London, and with Mayor Ken Livingston at the helm, this western capital is multicultural at its best. Red lantern-shaped lights were lit up at Oxford Circus, as well as festivities around China Town for a fortnight. However, some people's merrymaking can be pain for others. My chavy neighbours downstairs were raving from 4am till after midnight on Chinese New Year's Day! These white trash were not celebrating our holiday of course, but simply being world class ASBOs. Their ongoing awful techno makes cacophonous firecrackers sound like heavenly music. Yes, in fact that's what I'll do: the day I move out I shall release Chinese firecrackers to celebrate!