stand up, take control

Shewee (Please have a look at their website; why are the women looking so happy? Because they know the power of Shewee of course.)
I don't understand why my girlfriends feel embarrassed when I introduce them to this new discovery of mine: the portable urine device for women, wow! I found it in She Active, a store that specialises in female sportswear, and immediately thought of a dear friend who had mentioned about the trouble of finding a toilet in the Grand Canyon. I've also seen two poor women who couldn't find public toilets and had to pee in the streets--I'm not joking; this was on Queen's Day in Amsterdam, when the whole city was in a crazy party mode. Now Shewee can come to the rescue, especially for hikers like you and me (not that I've tried already though). On its instruction paper it tells sisters to 'stand up and take control', and that's fairly easy! The last step tells us to throw it away after use; however, the plastic design is worth five quid, and I'd suggest you to wash and reuse. *yuck!*