'saturday wait, and sunday always comes too late, but friday never hesitate'
'Twas an unproductive Friday morning. I tried to rewrite some paragraphs of the 2nd Chapter, but the ideas were dispersed. Hours later, an old classmate announced that her wedding is taking place next week, whilst another friend pretended that she was getting married to a Korean singer, Rain. After much excitement led to nothingness, I tried to do some more work, at the same time daydreaming about how I'd use the 125 million Euromillion lottery prize. In the evening I baked a chicken that tasted like straw, it had the look and taste of plastic so HY was left with the leftover fish. Finally, I watched half of an uninspiring movie called The 40 Year Old Virgin, with a dull-looking leading character and a couple of his good-for-nothing friends who were only able to utter, 'Cool, man'! Oh, and my 1.50 quid lotto ticket also vanished into thin air. Enough of today, good night.