Unbalanced Vision

Our toilet is leaking, and we noticed a nasty damp patch on the kitchen ceiling downstairs. After bugging the property agency bods twice, the best answer they could give was that Simon the plumber has not got back to them yet. But guess who's phoning to complain tomorrow? Rachel-da-wannabe-bitch-who-is-really-a-wuss, Phraowr!! Well, Simon, it's time for you to move your arse.