Unbalanced Vision

Last night S and I popped down to Freud for cocktails. It was the usual trendy bar scene:
1) Bartenders who not only look cute, but they know they're cute. A few unnecessary lip pouting going on there, and S also noticed this dude who unconsciously swings the glasses higher when serving ladies.
2) No presence of lairy lads, but civilised, urban men in colourful plaid shirts standing in a group; potential couples wearing attractive smiles and talking forever on the seats.
3) Taking eons to get one's beverage: a glass of Yum Yum and two Long Island Iced Tea.
4) When we finally got to sat down, were surrounded by two tables of happy gay men holding each other's hands and eating a chocolate cake.
5) The trendy bar has a curfew at 23:00.