you're a superstar
May I introduce you to William Hung, the most unlikely American pop idol--an overbite, tuneless, rhythmless, and not very good-looking Cantonese American (if you know what I mean) cruising to stardom. Though Hung was brutally rejected by meanie Simon Cowell on American Idol, his inspiring response has received widespread plaudits, with crazy people setting up fan clubs and Websites dedicated to his notorious audtion. Now you can buy his album, T-shirts or even undies on eBay! (Yuck!) I haven't decided if I like the guy or not, and having heard his appalling singing, the chances are quite low. However, I can understand with that type of uplifting attitude and an underdog image, you are very likely to realise the American dream. Afterall, haven't we been seeing too much of those drop dead gorgeous aliens in the pop industry--it's nice for a bit of a change. Hum, if he can manage, maybe so can I?