Unbalanced Vision

Hello, everybody. This is S. I am writing a guest entry for Rachel so that she will go and make me popcorn. However, Rachel tends to welch on her promises, so I suspect that after writing this, I will not get any popcorn at all. Courtney taught us a new technique today. If you're lying, you tend to look right, and if you're telling the truth or recalling something from your memory, you tend to look left. This works for me and Courtney, and most normal people, but Rachel seems to always look right, no matter what she says. The repercussions of this for her blog are obvious. Take everything she says with a grain of salt. In fact, this may not be S at all. It may be Rachel masquerading as me.