the gist
1) After 6 pints, the merry drunkard made his usual conversational big hand gestures, tossed chicken bones along King's Cross Road, and proudly claimed that he hired a bitch to do his ironing.
2) Cycled to Docklands to watch tadpoles and amphibians, actually ogling sweaty athletes. Thoughts: world is in dire need of sporty Asians + farmer's tan is byproduct of lady on wheels.
3) Sweet fridge-raider and sunshine-lover RA is quarter-of-a-century old. Happy Birthday!
4) Scantily-clad Londoners jam-pack Hyde Park.
5) Dinner with D (in cute baby pink tee) and M.
6) Been given lifelong sentence of driving inadequacy. What people do not realise is that I love to break out of jail.