Unbalanced Vision

According to news on this Chinese Web site, hundreds have died in Euro heat wave. The headline reads: it's so hot that Europeans can't even bother to wear bikinis. So is this what people on the other side of the planet imagine us doing now? Yes, frankly, we do walk around naked.
I know the Brazilian girl is back from Edinburgh, because my kettle and the Japanese guy's rice cooker have been removed. Going to put them back again and again just to annoy her--my criminal act for the year.
Life is genuinely great. Just me and a laptop, microsoft word, books, papers and cups of tea. Urgh.