Unbalanced Vision

So woke up this morning and found a piece of summer wear advice from Urban Junkies lying in my mailbox:

"There's definitely something to be said about a tight little behind peeping out of a pair of Speedo's, but all too often, they're too tight, too revealing--a tuft of pubes hanging over, under, or poking out of the confines of the spandex is never very appealing. Remember! It is always best to leave something to the imagination.
Shorts on the other hand, look carefree and comfy, roomy and rugged. Wear them low, like they are about to fall off your hips and someone is bound to want to pull them off. And lets face it, the best thing about getting dressed, is getting undressed".

Hum, so shorts it is?