Unbalanced Vision

We live in a fantastically ever-changing linguistic world. Luckily language does not remain static, otherwise what would be the fun of communication? Like HY's "yeah, yeah" is the first double affirmative that has a negative meaning. (sarcastically speaking)
You can also create a new word and submit it to the pseudo dictionary.

ludlow - The folded piece of paper that you put underneath a table to stop it wobbling.
e.g., This table is so wobbly--somebody get a ludlow.
submitted by henry ng

Or, try deciphering text messages... Here's one to work on.