Unbalanced Vision

On his way home, HY told me three of his real life moron stories, plus one about a page--"A Tale of the Morons and the Page"
It basically goes like this: 1. Dumb kids attempting to steal a scooter, and was recorded by CCTV. 2. A guy who claims that he was just released, and doesn't know how to use a cell phone. 3. A woman who wouldn't move aside just because she's getting off at the next stop (and so is all the other passengers on the tube). I like the story about "The Page" the best. Two complete strangers who are sitting side by side on the tube, happens to be reading the same book, and both reaching the same page. Now how in a million years can you encounter something like that?